Below you will find a brilliantly written article by Kathleen O'Brien Wilhelm from Avon Lake, Ohio. You will notice her complete and utter distaste as to why the government wastes so much money on those yellow diamond shaped "Deer Crossing" signs. Why? Because Deer can't even read! Duh! Kathleen, they put a picture of a Deer on the sign because the Deer can't read...Yeah, and my favorite color is clear!
About a month ago, I read a story about a Florida woman who’d tried to kill her husband by crushing up some of her Trazadone pills and mixing them into his tuna fish sandwich.
Naturally, I was appalled. “What kind of idiot tries to put a bitter medication like Trazadone into a tuna sandwich?” I demanded of my husband. “She had to know he’d taste it right away.”
As he didn’t answer right away, I looked over. He appeared to be sneaking out of the room.
“It didn’t work,” I added reassuringly.
He kept going.
