Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Witchcraft 'thriving in the Welsh countryside'

The 2011 census revealed 83 witches and 93 satanists are living in Wales Photo: REX
Rev Felix Aubel claims occult practices in rural Wales have been increasing during the two decades he has been working in the area.

The minister spoke out after latest figures in the 2011 census has revealed 83 witches and 93 satanists are living in Wales.

He said there was an "unusual connection" between Christianity and witchcraft in some chapel circles in Wales.

Dumb Poisoners: A Year-End Appreciation


About a month ago, I read a story about a Florida woman who’d tried to kill her husband by crushing up some of her Trazadone pills and mixing them into his tuna fish sandwich.

Naturally, I was appalled. “What kind of idiot tries to put a bitter medication like Trazadone into a tuna sandwich?” I demanded of my husband. “She had to know he’d taste it right away.”

As he didn’t answer right away, I looked over. He appeared to be sneaking out of the room.

“It didn’t work,” I added reassuringly.

He kept going.

Don’t Report a Home Invasion if You’re Growing 110 Weed Plants in Your Spare Bedroom


A Flagler County man who reported a home invasion was arrested Monday when deputies found more than 100 marijuana plants growing at his house, they said.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Pilot spots theft at own house while flying plane

Gary Robert Haines / Charlotte County Sheriff's Office
A Glades County man flying back home from North Carolina caught a man in the act of stealing a trailer while flying over his home near LaBelle Sunday, later following the suspect and calling authorities from the air.

The Charlotte County Sheriff's Office arrested Gary Haines, 59, of Virginia after a traffic stop on Interstate 75 by the Lee County Sheriff's Office.

Deputies say the trailer's owner, David Zehntner, was flying over his home in the 2400 block of Loblolly Bay Road when he saw a silver truck in his driveway. He lowered his altitude to get a closer look and observed a man, later identified as Haines, looking into the windows of his home and then attached his red trailer and pull out of his driveway.

Kathy Griffin Kisses Anderson Cooper's Crotch On National Television

No matter what vulgar things Kathy Griffin does on CNN's live New Year's Eve broadcasts, the folks at the supposedly most trusted name in news continue to invite her back.

On Monday night's program, after first telling co-host Anderson Cooper "I'm going to tickle your sack," she shortly after midnight actually kissed his crotch (video follows with transcribed highlights and commentary):


Gun Found With Teddy Bear After Foster Child Opens Donated Gift


One foster family's Christmas got a lot more exciting -- but not in a good way -- after one child unwrapped a donated present only to discover a gun inside the package.

2013



Happy New Year to all! Wishing everyone a prosperous 2013!


Monday, December 31, 2012

FLDS Prepare For End Of World TONIGHT!


Followers of cult leader, Warren Jeffs, who is behind bars for sexually assaulting young girls, are reportedly preparing for the end of the world tomorrow (12-31-2012), after their former leader warned of Armageddon before midnight.

Grandma comes back from the dead twice! Even spending 3 days in the morgue and minutes before the autopsy!

On two separate occasions, retired cook Lyudmila Steblitskaya has returned from the dead, once minutes before she was to be cut open for an autopsy.


This New Year the 61 year old grandmother is again in hospital for heart surgery, hoping there will be no more dramas. Recently she and daughter Anastasia Steblitskaya, 29, spoke in detail for the first time about the incredible and shocking experience of how Lyudmila woke on a Monday morning after a weekend in a morgue.

Pastor Claims Stroking Horses Can 'Cure' Homosexuality

 inZnews: Come on now...


The idea that a gay person can be "cured" of his or her homosexuality is not a new one. For centuries doctors, therapists and religious figures have tried a wide variety of techniques -- from praying to surgery to exorcism -- to "convert" men and women "suffering" from same-sex attractions.